I LOVE RAOUL'S HAIR. O_o
Sorry XD I love long hair on guys :]
I squee'd when Rauol took the flowers to Christine. It was so sweeeeeet :3
Raoul-Haters, I defy thee!
Don't get me wrong, Erik is awesome. And I DO feel sympathetic for him and all, but I don't get what Raoul did wrong :P And Raoul doesn't kill people, as far as I know XD
AND HE SINGS BEAUTIFULLY O_O
One question for Erik, though:
If he's been living under the Opera for all this time, how'd he learn to sing so gosh-darn well? XD
3 comments:
I have answers to all your questions and more!
What did Raoul do wrong? Numerous things. He stole Christine away from Phantom, ruined every attempt for Christine to SEE Phantom with his stupid, horrible, ugly hair (Erik's is much better), and then did the whole "I'm heroic---Christine, saave me!"
How does Phantom sing well? Because he's cooler than Raoul.
How Raoul can sing well? Because he's Patrick Wilson. And no, he is not sweet. He's evil. (NO, Raoul, genius has no turned to madness. Obviously)
So there XP
3 words and an action:
Raoul-*snort* Or of chocolates?
HOW DARE YOU ASK WHAT RAOUL DID WRONG!?!?!?
An Abridged List of Things Raoul Did Wrong:
1. He made Christine perform AGAINST HER WILL at the end, even though she was in danger.
2. As "far as you know, Raoul doesn't kill people" ? Umm, he's like Medusa:If you look at him and behold his ugliness, you turn to stone. : / Thats why I scream and hide my face every time he comes on screen in the movie.
3. Yeah, Phantom kills, because he has guts, and he is kind of forced to...? Think about it. You get acid spilled on your face, your mother refuses to look at you because of your face (which wasn't even your fault,) the girl you're in love with refuses to marry you, even though she loves you, because stupid Raoul gets in the way and brainwashes her. Then Christine rips your mask off, exposing your face in front of a huge theatre of people, and then you've got the whole opera house searching for you in hopes to kill you.
............? Yet you ask why he feels the need to kill...?
4. Phantom REALIZES that his hair got all burnt off by acid, so he gets an amazingly great wig. Raoul's hair never got spilled by acid, yet looks terrible, and he STILL doesn't do anything about it.
5. He falls asleep while he's supposed to be guarding Christine's door (heroic, huh?)
6. During his sword fight with Phantom, he randomly does a twirl and then is all puzzled when Phantom simply ducks down. He didn't even realize where he went, and looks all confused, EVEN THOUGH PHANTOM JUST. DUCKED.DOWN A LITTLE. Thats what, Pre-K level fencing that Phantom did? And Raoul was fooled by it?
7. He doesn't use even the measly square centimeter of brain he DOES possess.
8. He decides to try and jump off like an 8 foot leap and then FALLS onto the ground...during a SWORD FIGHT.
9. He doesn't believe Christine through the whole thing.
10. He's busy playing sailor when he's skipping down the stairs before Down Once More to notice that there's a trap door RIGHT THERE...
11. He steals flowers from Firmin and Andre in, what, the 4th scene in?
12. He disappears and abandons Christine during "Why So Silent" as soon as any danger shows it's face, then manages to somehow get back and then dives after Phantom into the torture room, (Great idea, huh?)
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And i love long hair on guys, too.
*blinks* Key word. Guys. Raoul doesn't really qualify for that.
He sings beautifully? Thats because he's played by Patrick Wilson who's amazing, and is a Broadway actor ANYWAYS. Therefore, Raoul himself doesn't have a good voice. His actor did. Whereas Phantom was even described to have a beautiful voice IN THE BOOK.
How did he learn to sing so well?
...theres these things called 'musical genius' and 'natural talent', both of which Raoul does not possess.
XDDDD Haha. I hate Raoul.
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